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  • better yet if you can do it with Tschaikowsky's 1812 Overture playing in the background....

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 14, 13 at 10:22pm
  • Cause there is a shortage of dick in Merica? She's just too lazy to shave her legs and pits.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 17, 13 at 9:01pm
  • @ddsixteen I think he meant "since the time of Napoleon", not that Napoleon was doing the retreating.

    Submitted by spyderqueen on Jun 15, 13 at 9:09am
  • She spent so much time on her back in France she didn't even bring shoes

    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 14, 13 at 10:19pm
  • @porksword- that doesn't make sense. Napoleon was French. He didn't retreat from the French.

    Submitted by ddsixteen on Jun 15, 13 at 1:40am
  • He would be the first to retreat from the French since Napoleon.

    Submitted by porksword on Jun 14, 13 at 5:18pm
  • Euro skank

    Submitted by iso on Jun 14, 13 at 7:01pm
  • Napoleon was Corsican

    Submitted by madophelia on Jun 15, 13 at 4:55am
  • Complete with pics!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 14, 13 at 9:40pm
  • I love when the comments are funnier than original post

    Submitted by bulletproof23 on Oct 14, 17 at 12:35pm