He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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better yet if you can do it with Tschaikowsky's 1812 Overture playing in the background....
Cause there is a shortage of dick in Merica? She's just too lazy to shave her legs and pits.
@ddsixteen I think he meant "since the time of Napoleon", not that Napoleon was doing the retreating.
She spent so much time on her back in France she didn't even bring shoes
@porksword- that doesn't make sense. Napoleon was French. He didn't retreat from the French.
He would be the first to retreat from the French since Napoleon.
Napoleon was Corsican
Complete with pics!
I love when the comments are funnier than original post