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  • 58 36
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 14, 13 at 10:22pm

    better yet if you can do it with Tschaikowsky's 1812 Overture playing in the background....

  • 58 41
    Submitted by spyderqueen on Jun 15, 13 at 9:09am

    @ddsixteen I think he meant "since the time of Napoleon", not that Napoleon was doing the retreating.

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 17, 13 at 9:01pm

    Cause there is a shortage of dick in Merica? She's just too lazy to shave her legs and pits.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 14, 13 at 5:18pm

    He would be the first to retreat from the French since Napoleon.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 14, 13 at 10:19pm

    She spent so much time on her back in France she didn't even bring shoes

  • 44 48
    Submitted by ddsixteen on Jun 15, 13 at 1:40am

    @porksword- that doesn't make sense. Napoleon was French. He didn't retreat from the French.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 14, 13 at 9:40pm

    Complete with pics!

  • 45 54
    Submitted by madophelia on Jun 15, 13 at 4:55am

    Napoleon was Corsican

  • 39 51
    Submitted by iso on Jun 14, 13 at 7:01pm

    Euro skank