Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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It's you're fault. Told you not to get married.
*whips out the spray cans*\ndid someone call for an exterminator?
Yea... Same. :/
Why would you let spiders in there! I've heard of some kinky shi+ but that's a bit much lady.
Call me! I'll knock the cobwebs off it!!!
U can come over here
God I know.
honest to god... sitting at a strip club next to the person who originally sent this.
Try bathing sometime. Nobody wants to have sex with a cobweb filled vagina.
I gave a friend that could fix that
Feel. Your. Pain. Wahhh
how fat are you anyone can get laid
Fatties are good for something!!!!