I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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