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  • Wrap your stump before you hump....

    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:20am
  • Maybe you deserve it for needing to send 5 group mms!! Ass.

    Submitted by aferraro654 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:19am
  • For everyone commenting you can still get herpes even if you use a condom, however it doesn't mean this guy isn't still a complete retard who deserves the herp for thinking he's cool for fucking a bunch of sluts.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 3, 11 at 10:34am
  • You probably gave one of them herpes too. Learn to wrap your shit. Or you deserve it.

    Submitted by yume51589 on Nov 3, 11 at 11:46am
  • You wouldn't have got the herps if you weren't such a whore. You deserve a valtrex script, dumbass!

    Submitted by 2jzstang on Nov 3, 11 at 10:32am
  • tfln: where i go to get my sexual education

    Submitted by buttyang on Nov 3, 11 at 8:46pm
  • It was probably that random girl from the cruise. Prostitutes in Amsterdam go through too much screening and tests, plus once they have a disease they are no longer allowed to work as a prostitute in any establishment in Amsterdam.

    Submitted by AlphaAsFuck on Nov 3, 11 at 8:12pm
    • Why is the cruise girl the infected one out of over 50? Just cuz he doesn't have her number?

      Submitted by Bean24 on Nov 4, 11 at 8:51am
  • Stop fucking everything you can!! Don't feel sorry for you!

    Submitted by cncted2 on Nov 3, 11 at 2:16pm
  • My full comment didn't post I was just doing the math and calling you a slut

    Submitted by amberbamber37 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:36am
  • It was the Dutch whore! Duh?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 3, 11 at 11:51am
    • yeah...my money is on the hooker high on tea house brownies. And all the women after that.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 3, 11 at 11:58am
  • The question is how many of them got the herp from u asshole

    Submitted by Bean24 on Nov 4, 11 at 8:49am
  • Like the one who gave you that shit is going to tell you.. We need to mark people with a colored line so we know who has the permanent diseases! Herpes, aids etc. Shits out of hand, fuckers need to be marked so the world knows and does not get infected

    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 3, 11 at 1:09pm
    • i agree, to many people don't tell. it should be law that you have to tell someone befor getting involved.

      Submitted by donkey4u on Nov 3, 11 at 7:53pm
      • it is..yer purposely endangering someone if you dont inform them. and if you can prove that one person gave it to you without disclosing, you can sue them.

        Submitted by kaylahalsey on Nov 3, 11 at 9:48pm
  • Don't be a fool, wrap your tool...

    Submitted by hellothere0510 on Nov 4, 11 at 1:41am
  • Stop thinking you're cool when you're actually just a herpes infected slut

    Submitted by tayacb on Nov 4, 11 at 7:17pm
  • Can we think about the positive implications of this for a second? Like that 48 women are about to get themselves tested? And whoever gave it to him is just as at fault for not telling him, unless she didn't know either. Who says he'll give it to anyone now that he knows?

    Submitted by kendykane on Nov 4, 11 at 6:59pm
  • Maybe that's why you got herpes in the first place..

    Submitted by devyn__k on Nov 4, 11 at 12:29am
  • Ok yeah blame the chicc, but c'mon dude it's partially your fault to for hooking up with high numbers like that and not bagging your tool. I'm pretty impressed that not only do you remember all 50+ but ALSO have all (except for the two) of their phone numbers.

    Submitted by RawkusSkywalker on Nov 3, 11 at 6:10pm
    • high numbers doesnt mean anything. i have a friend who got herp from her second relationship in her life. Problem is he never told her.

      Submitted by donkey4u on Nov 3, 11 at 7:55pm
  • Could have been the innocent girl next door that you slept with first out of the gate. Now all 49 other women probably got it too. So if you are silly enough to have multiple partners, get checked often and be honest about the gifts you wanna keep on giving.

    Submitted by cynfulme33 on Nov 5, 11 at 1:58am
  • Don't fuck hoes in Amsterdam dumbass.. Or just don't fuck hoes period.

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Nov 4, 11 at 3:33am
  • The whore, numbnuts.

    Submitted by party654 on Nov 4, 11 at 1:18am
  • Bullshit! He has all their #s? Not sure if he caught it 26 years ago? Two whole partners a year doesn't make someone a whore and multiple partners doesn't make anyone deserve a disease you fucking prudes. This is some 12yo trying to be cool.

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 3, 11 at 3:39pm
    • Pretty sure the "in the past 26 years of my life" is in reference to his age. So, unless this guy started fucking right out of the womb, 50 is a lot.

      Submitted by darlin_nikki on Nov 3, 11 at 4:53pm
      • well, say he's been fucking for half of that time. that's still only 4-5 a year... 1 every 2-3 months?

        Submitted by kendykane on Nov 4, 11 at 6:55pm
  • It took into the 50s to figure out you have it.... WTF?

    Submitted by Afterburner on Nov 4, 11 at 1:54am
  • GAPeach, I thought that you couldn't get herpes if you used a condom either. Common mistake. Don't listen to the bullies on here. You say whatever you want. As long as it's not rude. :)

    Submitted by skittleeagle on Nov 3, 11 at 11:08pm
  • I know many people who have this std and don't tell. I'm guessing OP might have gotten it from the hooker. Even if not, he needs to be more careful.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 3, 11 at 10:23pm
  • If your stupid enough to sleep with 50 people without protection your lucky you only got herpes! Isn't the herpes infection rate around 1 out of every 5 people have it....

    Submitted by missfidycool on Nov 4, 11 at 2:18am
  • So you think that if you find out who it's from it's cured or something? You're a doiche. You don't deserve to have sex.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 3, 11 at 4:03pm
  • Lmao I vote 35 out of 50 of them...you're the one who didn't use a condom. Also, herpes is pretty obvious and has a pretty short incubation period...you probably could have narrowed this down a bit.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 3, 11 at 11:03am
    • By obvious I mean his own body, not the women.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 3, 11 at 11:06am
      • Yeah none of this is true. Herpes is one of the easiest STDs to get while wearing a condom, and the majority of carriers show no symptoms. (And no, I don't have herpes.)

        Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Nov 3, 11 at 2:32pm
    • this stupidity brought to everyone by google.. I was born in GA and i cringe everytime i see you posting. fatherfigure was a good poster, and while he may have overstepped sanity while trying to bring you in line; i truly hope that you 'get it' one day, or your cpu finally breaks under the weight of the stupidity you pound into it.. please find another hobby and leave the satire to peeps like Phys and Porksword...

      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 3, 11 at 4:27pm
  • Wait... you're 26 years old

    Submitted by amberbamber37 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:33am
  • hahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by brittyandian on Nov 3, 11 at 3:24pm
  • Omg....think this dude deserves herpes...btw, my money is on the Amsterdam hooker...

    Submitted by Summer2397 on Nov 4, 11 at 3:22pm
  • People people people. No need to call this man a slut. Look at it this way. If one key opens many locks it's considered a master key and is awesome. However if one lock is opened by many keys it's a pretty shit lock..

    Submitted by Zenon28 on Nov 7, 11 at 2:04am
  • fail

    Submitted by breakfaces on Nov 4, 11 at 12:07am
  • This post, and several of the comments, are old. It's been on here before. Stop recycling TFLN's, people!!!

    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Nov 4, 11 at 1:01am
  • Due to the fact that he can't tell the difference between text messaging, and MMS, I'm hardly surprised he got herpes.

    Submitted by 27pugs on Nov 8, 13 at 3:46pm
  • Literally laughing my ass off!!!

    Submitted by split321 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:21am