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  • Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:20am

    Wrap your stump before you hump....

  • Submitted by aferraro654 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:19am

    Maybe you deserve it for needing to send 5 group mms!! Ass.

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 3, 11 at 10:34am

    For everyone commenting you can still get herpes even if you use a condom, however it doesn't mean this guy isn't still a complete retard who deserves the herp for thinking he's cool for fucking a bunch of sluts.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 3, 11 at 11:04am

      I didn't know that...hmmm...time for google :)

  • Submitted by yume51589 on Nov 3, 11 at 11:46am

    You probably gave one of them herpes too. Learn to wrap your shit. Or you deserve it.

  • Submitted by 2jzstang on Nov 3, 11 at 10:32am

    You wouldn't have got the herps if you weren't such a whore. You deserve a valtrex script, dumbass!

  • Submitted by buttyang on Nov 3, 11 at 8:46pm

    tfln: where i go to get my sexual education

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    Submitted by AlphaAsFuck on Nov 3, 11 at 8:12pm

    It was probably that random girl from the cruise. Prostitutes in Amsterdam go through too much screening and tests, plus once they have a disease they are no longer allowed to work as a prostitute in any establishment in Amsterdam.

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      Submitted by Bean24 on Nov 4, 11 at 8:51am

      Why is the cruise girl the infected one out of over 50? Just cuz he doesn't have her number?

  • Submitted by cncted2 on Nov 3, 11 at 2:16pm

    Stop fucking everything you can!! Don't feel sorry for you!

  • Submitted by amberbamber37 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:36am

    My full comment didn't post I was just doing the math and calling you a slut

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 3, 11 at 11:51am

    It was the Dutch whore! Duh?

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 3, 11 at 11:58am money is on the hooker high on tea house brownies. And all the women after that.

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    Submitted by Bean24 on Nov 4, 11 at 8:49am

    The question is how many of them got the herp from u asshole

  • Submitted by ck24 on Nov 3, 11 at 1:09pm

    Like the one who gave you that shit is going to tell you.. We need to mark people with a colored line so we know who has the permanent diseases! Herpes, aids etc. Shits out of hand, fuckers need to be marked so the world knows and does not get infected

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      Submitted by donkey4u on Nov 3, 11 at 7:53pm

      i agree, to many people don't tell. it should be law that you have to tell someone befor getting involved.

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        Submitted by kaylahalsey on Nov 3, 11 at 9:48pm

        it is..yer purposely endangering someone if you dont inform them. and if you can prove that one person gave it to you without disclosing, you can sue them.

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          Submitted by xbb2226 on Nov 4, 11 at 5:20am

          kayla is correct!

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    Submitted by tayacb on Nov 4, 11 at 7:17pm

    Stop thinking you're cool when you're actually just a herpes infected slut

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    Submitted by hellothere0510 on Nov 4, 11 at 1:41am

    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool...

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    Submitted by devyn__k on Nov 4, 11 at 12:29am

    Maybe that's why you got herpes in the first place..

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    Submitted by RawkusSkywalker on Nov 3, 11 at 6:10pm

    Ok yeah blame the chicc, but c'mon dude it's partially your fault to for hooking up with high numbers like that and not bagging your tool. I'm pretty impressed that not only do you remember all 50+ but ALSO have all (except for the two) of their phone numbers.

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      Submitted by donkey4u on Nov 3, 11 at 7:55pm

      high numbers doesnt mean anything. i have a friend who got herp from her second relationship in her life. Problem is he never told her.

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    Submitted by kendykane on Nov 4, 11 at 6:59pm

    Can we think about the positive implications of this for a second? Like that 48 women are about to get themselves tested? And whoever gave it to him is just as at fault for not telling him, unless she didn't know either. Who says he'll give it to anyone now that he knows?

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    Submitted by cynfulme33 on Nov 5, 11 at 1:58am

    Could have been the innocent girl next door that you slept with first out of the gate. Now all 49 other women probably got it too. So if you are silly enough to have multiple partners, get checked often and be honest about the gifts you wanna keep on giving.

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    Submitted by party654 on Nov 4, 11 at 1:18am

    The whore, numbnuts.

  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 3, 11 at 3:39pm

    Bullshit! He has all their #s? Not sure if he caught it 26 years ago? Two whole partners a year doesn't make someone a whore and multiple partners doesn't make anyone deserve a disease you fucking prudes. This is some 12yo trying to be cool.

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      Submitted by darlin_nikki on Nov 3, 11 at 4:53pm

      Pretty sure the "in the past 26 years of my life" is in reference to his age. So, unless this guy started fucking right out of the womb, 50 is a lot.

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        Submitted by kendykane on Nov 4, 11 at 6:55pm

        well, say he's been fucking for half of that time. that's still only 4-5 a year... 1 every 2-3 months?

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Nov 4, 11 at 3:33am

    Don't fuck hoes in Amsterdam dumbass.. Or just don't fuck hoes period.

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    Submitted by Afterburner on Nov 4, 11 at 1:54am

    It took into the 50s to figure out you have it.... WTF?

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    Submitted by skittleeagle on Nov 3, 11 at 11:08pm

    GAPeach, I thought that you couldn't get herpes if you used a condom either. Common mistake. Don't listen to the bullies on here. You say whatever you want. As long as it's not rude. :)

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 3, 11 at 10:23pm

    I know many people who have this std and don't tell. I'm guessing OP might have gotten it from the hooker. Even if not, he needs to be more careful.

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    Submitted by Summer2397 on Nov 4, 11 at 3:22pm

    Omg....think this dude deserves herpes...btw, my money is on the Amsterdam hooker...

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    Submitted by brittyandian on Nov 3, 11 at 3:24pm


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    Submitted by amberbamber37 on Nov 3, 11 at 10:33am

    Wait... you're 26 years old

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 3, 11 at 4:03pm

    So you think that if you find out who it's from it's cured or something? You're a doiche. You don't deserve to have sex.

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 3, 11 at 11:03am

    Lmao I vote 35 out of 50 of're the one who didn't use a condom. Also, herpes is pretty obvious and has a pretty short incubation probably could have narrowed this down a bit.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 3, 11 at 11:06am

      By obvious I mean his own body, not the women.

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        Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Nov 3, 11 at 2:32pm

        Yeah none of this is true. Herpes is one of the easiest STDs to get while wearing a condom, and the majority of carriers show no symptoms. (And no, I don't have herpes.)

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      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 3, 11 at 4:27pm

      this stupidity brought to everyone by google.. I was born in GA and i cringe everytime i see you posting. fatherfigure was a good poster, and while he may have overstepped sanity while trying to bring you in line; i truly hope that you 'get it' one day, or your cpu finally breaks under the weight of the stupidity you pound into it.. please find another hobby and leave the satire to peeps like Phys and Porksword...

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    Submitted by Zenon28 on Nov 7, 11 at 2:04am

    People people people. No need to call this man a slut. Look at it this way. If one key opens many locks it's considered a master key and is awesome. However if one lock is opened by many keys it's a pretty shit lock..

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    Submitted by missfidycool on Nov 4, 11 at 2:18am

    If your stupid enough to sleep with 50 people without protection your lucky you only got herpes! Isn't the herpes infection rate around 1 out of every 5 people have it....

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    Submitted by breakfaces on Nov 4, 11 at 12:07am


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    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Nov 4, 11 at 1:01am

    This post, and several of the comments, are old. It's been on here before. Stop recycling TFLN's, people!!!

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    Submitted by 27pugs on Nov 8, 13 at 3:46pm

    Due to the fact that he can't tell the difference between text messaging, and MMS, I'm hardly surprised he got herpes.

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    Submitted by split321 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:21am

    Literally laughing my ass off!!!