I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
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seroiously.....if you don'tlike this then you're just being horny little people who can only laugh at a joke dealing with weed, alcohol or sex. These are REAL texts and not everyone is a druggie loser
Hahaha..poor people.. gotta love it.
It's still socially acceptable to throw your cock into a "plus one" in the bathroom if you can finish up really quick and don't spooge in her hair.
thank you 2:22 for making this no fun at all and sucking the life out of my soul
why is everyone always so negative about these texts? BE HAPPY PEOPLE.
haha its funny once you get it
LMGDAO...........12:23 you suck.......plus one is the guest of someone who was invited to the party
I don't think it matters if you're the invitee or the plus one. Why is it no use hitting on you? Maybe I like you. Maybe I could be YOUR plus one. I don't think you need a sticker! Maybe just a facebook status but nothing as permanent as a sticker!
...i'd like to suck the life out of something else. js.
Why do we have to be punished because we grew up middle/lower-class?
Dumb. No reason for this one to make the cut.
This is pretty stupid... Being a +1 isn't always about parties and having money. It could be a show/concert. And that wouldn't mean they're poor, they just know someone in the band or that works at the venue.
It means that people at the party are only hitting on other people because they think they have money. This person is saying that they got in because they came with someone, who they hit on because that person had money, but they don't have any money themselves.
i thought it was funny...
Yup... this one is kinda boring. And I'm not horny! Right now.
LOL to 12:32 and 7:41, I can only imagine you guys as those blobs of anus paste from NYC Prep. That show always makes me feel better about being middle-class.
are they stating that they came with their boyfriend/girlfriend -- so hitting on them is useless because they are taken?
i think this is too high class for most of the people on here
What does plus one mean?
thats kinda sad. lol
well, i got it.. it was just stupid.