We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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