dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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