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  • 62 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:13pm

    regardless of gender, it seems one might remember having a dick inserted anywhere.

  • 57 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:44pm

    Anyone know where to find rufies? :D

  • 51 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:58pm

    text me and i'll tell ya 6:44

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:16pm

    two rufie coladas and you wont remember a thing...but trust me, you'll enjoy it

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:02pm

    That's what they all say

  • 49 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:52pm

    Mmmmm...sounds good to me.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:44pm

    you'd be supprised.....

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:57 is SOOOO Hard. He'll straight up walk upstairs from his Mom's basement, grab one of her kitchen knives and ask her to drive him to the mall to meet the guy after seeing "Up!"

  • 49 45
    Submitted by betterxthanxherx on Mar 3, 10 at 2:16am

    I loveeee dick but I'm not a slut x)

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:53am

    omg....."ROOFIES" if you pronounced it the way you people are spelling it, it would sound like the fish.

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:42am

    ITS MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:44am

    Ummh, did you choke dude? Cause I can totally teach you how to deep throut like a fucking BOSS!!!!

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:05pm

    Lmfao, from experience, you don't always remember a dick in your mouth... If this is a straight man, god I hope it happened, just to smite him, mahahah

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:08pm

    Who are you... Erin Heyworth?

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    nothing wrong with a dick in your mouth

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:02pm

    5:57 - yeah, the least they could do is do it while you're awake

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:50pm

    i'd rather not remember that

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:37pm

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:31am

    6:36 what does that mean??

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57pm

    if any one stuck a dick inside my mouth while i was sleeping and i found out i would cut thier shit off.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:47pm

    Dad, you have alzheimers.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:49am

    Someone's in denial.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:31pm

    did you at least know what's it was?

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:17am

    i love dick in mouth

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:10am

    well... i know some people who wouldnt! MANDI LAZOR!

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:52am

    1:31 What does Google mean?

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:44pm

    sometimes you don't..

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:50pm

    I'm pretty sure this is a text from a straight guy. Also, there probably was a dick in his mouth.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:54pm

    10:22 is into Older men .

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:41am

    Oddly enough - this sounds OH SO FAMILIAR!!!!

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:47pm

    not if you were sleeping :)

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:23pm

    All this talk about ruffies, wheres the chloroform love?

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:06pm

    depends on if it was big enough to choke you or not.

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:56pm

    if you don't remember.. it didn't happen! :)

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:52pm

    Is it bad if this just happens to be a text from my best friend lmao