Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I saw this done in college!
Your mom goes to college.
Really hope that's a sex thing and not meant to be literal.
That would be her dick-washer.
Sadly, it's probably literal. My roommate in college got completely off his face wasted one night and shit in the oven in his girlfriend's apartment.
There are standards, there are daddy standards and then there are "please abuse me like my high school misguided love" standards.
I peed in the corner of my bedroom blacked out and asleep. Guys do that sometimes.