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  • Well yeah. I mean... He did have it his way.

    Submitted by DeezNuts62 on Dec 19, 10 at 10:36am
  • Ahhh another classy post-sex date. Any true gentleman takes his lady to a fine dining establishment to celebrate boinking her violently. "The Lady will have the flame-broiled". Maybe he will even let you wear the crown.

    Submitted by 1n1_4now on Dec 19, 10 at 10:59am
  • It's Rhode Island...where else could you possibly go?

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 19, 10 at 11:14am
  • Its good to b the king

    Submitted by blite on Dec 19, 10 at 10:48am
  • Dude not cool. An occasion like that deserves at least Wendy's.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 19, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Ahh to be 15 again!

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 19, 10 at 1:27pm
  • The OP doesn't have to be a girl and the guy mentioned in the text doesn't have to be the virginity taker. Could be an older brother taking them out for lulz, I'd do that

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 7:03pm
  • And wendy's just came out with their new fries, what a selfish bastard

    Submitted by dungbeatle on Dec 20, 10 at 12:35am
  • Did he have a whopper?

    Submitted by whiteknave on Dec 19, 10 at 10:42am
  • Should be followed by FML...

    Submitted by skydiver9999 on Dec 19, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Im sorry that just sucks. But at least u get sone kind of reward

    Submitted by kennedyplacehoe on Dec 19, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Wow serious? but that's the new zealand way!

    Submitted by aryelyne on Dec 24, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Sounds like a keeper, NOT\n\nHow old r u, r u a hottie?\n\nI'll take u up to the HILL for dinner :)

    Submitted by ILOVEPISSFLAPS on Apr 16, 11 at 9:35pm
  • Yikes. Maybe it was based on your performance :p

    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 19, 10 at 12:01pm
  • ......anddd that's how its done.

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Dec 19, 10 at 2:44pm
  • Hahahahahahahaaaa.!!!!

    Submitted by 6991 on Dec 24, 10 at 2:03am