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  • Submitted by DeezNuts62 on Dec 19, 10 at 10:36am

    Well yeah. I mean... He did have it his way.

  • Submitted by 1n1_4now on Dec 19, 10 at 10:59am

    Ahhh another classy post-sex date. Any true gentleman takes his lady to a fine dining establishment to celebrate boinking her violently. "The Lady will have the flame-broiled". Maybe he will even let you wear the crown.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 19, 10 at 11:14am

    It's Rhode Island...where else could you possibly go?

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 19, 10 at 2:40pm

    Dude not cool. An occasion like that deserves at least Wendy's.

  • Submitted by blite on Dec 19, 10 at 10:48am

    Its good to b the king

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 19, 10 at 1:27pm

    Ahh to be 15 again!

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 7:03pm

    The OP doesn't have to be a girl and the guy mentioned in the text doesn't have to be the virginity taker. Could be an older brother taking them out for lulz, I'd do that

  • Submitted by dungbeatle on Dec 20, 10 at 12:35am

    And wendy's just came out with their new fries, what a selfish bastard

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Dec 19, 10 at 10:42am

    Did he have a whopper?

  • Submitted by skydiver9999 on Dec 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Should be followed by FML...

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    Submitted by kennedyplacehoe on Dec 19, 10 at 7:28pm

    Im sorry that just sucks. But at least u get sone kind of reward

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    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 19, 10 at 12:01pm

    Yikes. Maybe it was based on your performance :p

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    Submitted by aryelyne on Dec 24, 10 at 11:00pm

    Wow serious? but that's the new zealand way!

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    Submitted by ILOVEPISSFLAPS on Apr 16, 11 at 9:35pm

    Sounds like a keeper, NOT\n\nHow old r u, r u a hottie?\n\nI'll take u up to the HILL for dinner :)

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Dec 19, 10 at 2:44pm

    ......anddd that's how its done.

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    Submitted by 6991 on Dec 24, 10 at 2:03am