He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Well yeah. I mean... He did have it his way.
Ahhh another classy post-sex date. Any true gentleman takes his lady to a fine dining establishment to celebrate boinking her violently. "The Lady will have the flame-broiled". Maybe he will even let you wear the crown.
It's Rhode Island...where else could you possibly go?
Its good to b the king
Dude not cool. An occasion like that deserves at least Wendy's.
Ahh to be 15 again!
The OP doesn't have to be a girl and the guy mentioned in the text doesn't have to be the virginity taker. Could be an older brother taking them out for lulz, I'd do that
Did he have a whopper?
And wendy's just came out with their new fries, what a selfish bastard
Should be followed by FML...
Im sorry that just sucks. But at least u get sone kind of reward
Yikes. Maybe it was based on your performance :p
Wow serious? but that's the new zealand way!
Sounds like a keeper, NOT\n\nHow old r u, r u a hottie?\n\nI'll take u up to the HILL for dinner :)
......anddd that's how its done.