I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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