Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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