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  • 80 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:41pm

    my sentiments exactly.

  • 63 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:18pm

    You and me both, sister.

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:45am

    Can I be the middle aged guy who needs a midlife crisis?

  • 60 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:18pm

    ummm, shut up everyone...YOU RULE!!! i wish i could have said that....rock on hun!

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:35pm

    Three words: Old Saggy Balls

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    who said married? don't assume you retard.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:03am

    some men aren't having a mid-life crisis, they are just plain having a life crisis! no savings, live with their parents at age 40, and because they are in a band, the groupie girlfriends get younger and younger (22 currently)! its not all about the women, its about him getting what he wants, when he wants it. sounds like a bad movie, but its quite disgusting

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:26pm

    why not get a guy after his midlife crisis... or before, when they have money, self respect, goals they can achieve, and a healthy sex drive. don't end up with a broke, unshaven, limp dick...

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:25am

    Oh honey, stop reading my thoughts.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:08pm

    Wow, 9:46, had someone walk out on us, have we?

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:10pm

    Overrated. BT,DT. And no, the 3rd time is NOT the charm. Wayyyy 2 much drama, but pretty fun and GREAT sex!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:07pm

    Ummm, I'm there for ya.... Just ask! :)

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:16am

    Totally volunteering to help her out...!

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:59pm

    i ttly know what you mean. i wanna be somebodys mid-life crisis too!

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:10am

    Yeah. I just was one of those girls. Most men in crisis have a reason to be that way- so watch out for some crazy bitch emotions.. But they can get freaky and are experienced so that's nice... Just use a rubber. Hot on the outside, but once the pants are off Old and Saggy is right... and that is a big turn off.. If I could get limp dick that'd do it...

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:33am

    That's so sad.... altho I would probably be grateful for girls like you when I ever reach that state lol.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:43am

    People who are considered "middle aged" use this website... wow... To each their own but i don't think i would date or fuck a 40 year old who still looks at shit like this haha.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:43pm

    I looking forward to women like you. You're awesome.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:43am

    thats Heaven not heave

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:37am

    Wait, you people have the guys shaving their dicks now? Straight guys?

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:48pm

    10:01 i was in heaven!!!! the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence as long as you don't want to own the yard!

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:53am

    honey, if you like children, are willing to re-locate and find occasional ED problems charming; id love to fix you up with my ex; because you have got to be better than the jealous, homewrecking thing he's with now!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:15pm

    boring. i'd rather be some guy's last night.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:41am

    9:46, overreact much?

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:20pm

    old guys are so hotttt! i dont know what it is about them.. most of them are just as funny and easy going as young guys too, just a LOTTTTTT richer! haha

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:23pm

    and most older guys do MORE then just *impale you* with their wonder wand :D

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:01pm

    Holy f word. People on this site take things WAY to seriously Calm the fuck down . When your texting do you really think aabout things THAT much? Like, you guys ruin the texts on this site.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:22pm

    My body isn't going to make it past 42 at this rate, and I'm 21. I'll take one for the team guys.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:56pm

    chill killa...I'd love to be some guys midlife crisis =) not all middle aged guys are married...in fact, a hell of a lot of them aren't or are divorced. I'm pretty sure 2 people can make their own adult decisions...looks like the only one who needs to grow up here is you, no need to bring your daddy-left-us sob story out. ...middle aged guys are so much hotter, anyway. =) go get one, sister!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:07pm

    exactly shouldn't assume married. judgemental ppl

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:44pm

    I want you to be my mid-life crisis. Hell, I'm not going to live past 70 at this pace!

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:10am

    11:23PM You're the shit. I'm using the term "impale you" for sex now. But I gotta ask, what do you even mean? Do you mean foreplay, going down on you, slapping you with it instead of impaling you with it, or something like using a hula hoop with it? I don't get it. Sex really involves some solid impaling at some point.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:24pm

    I just want to be some cougar's midlife crisis.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28am

    3:43's my hero haha, it's so true!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:01am

    Where were you 3 years ago?

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:42am

    been there done that best years of my life! the difference is they really want you to be pleasured, they can control there urges much better, they want to impress you, its all about the women in these relationships!!!!! you'll be in heave. just leave the dreams on earth. and they have something called charm! not something a guy under 30 knows

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:46pm

    Um, wow. A married guy, I'm guessing? So you can fuck up an entire family's life 'cause you're bored? AWESOME aspiration there, bitch. Grow up.

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:43pm

    I think I AM my boyfriend's midlife crisis... LOL!