I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
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my sentiments exactly.
Can I be the middle aged guy who needs a midlife crisis?
ummm, shut up everyone...YOU RULE!!! i wish i could have said that....rock on hun!
You and me both, sister.
Three words: Old Saggy Balls
who said married? don't assume you retard.
why not get a guy after his midlife crisis... or before, when they have money, self respect, goals they can achieve, and a healthy sex drive.
don't end up with a broke, unshaven, limp dick...
Oh honey, stop reading my thoughts.
Wait, you people have the guys shaving their dicks now? Straight guys?
some men aren't having a mid-life crisis, they are just plain having a life crisis! no savings, live with their parents at age 40, and because they are in a band, the groupie girlfriends get younger and younger (22 currently)! its not all about the women, its about him getting what he wants, when he wants it. sounds like a bad movie, but its quite disgusting
10:01 i was in heaven!!!! the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence as long as you don't want to own the yard!
Wow, 9:46, had someone walk out on us, have we?
i ttly know what you mean. i wanna be somebodys mid-life crisis too!
That's so sad.... altho I would probably be grateful for girls like you when I ever reach that state lol.
old guys are so hotttt! i dont know what it is about them.. most of them are just as funny and easy going as young guys too, just a LOTTTTTT richer! haha
I looking forward to women like you. You're awesome.
Overrated. BT,DT. And no, the 3rd time is NOT the charm. Wayyyy 2 much drama, but pretty fun and GREAT sex!
honey, if you like children, are willing to re-locate and find occasional ED problems charming; id love to fix you up with my ex; because you have got to be better than the jealous, homewrecking thing he's with now!
Ummm, I'm there for ya.... Just ask! :)
thats Heaven not heave
and most older guys do MORE then just *impale you* with their wonder wand :D
Holy f word. People on this site take things WAY to seriously
Calm the fuck down . When your texting do you really think aabout things THAT much?
Like, you guys ruin the texts on this site.
People who are considered "middle aged" use this website... wow...
To each their own but i don't think i would date or fuck a 40 year old who still looks at shit like this haha.
My body isn't going to make it past 42 at this rate, and I'm 21. I'll take one for the team guys.
boring. i'd rather be some guy's last night.
chill killa...I'd love to be some guys midlife crisis =) not all middle aged guys are married...in fact, a hell of a lot of them aren't or are divorced. I'm pretty sure 2 people can make their own adult decisions...looks like the only one who needs to grow up here is you, no need to bring your daddy-left-us sob story out.
...middle aged guys are so much hotter, anyway. =) go get one, sister!
exactly shouldn't assume married. judgemental ppl
I want you to be my mid-life crisis. Hell, I'm not going to live past 70 at this pace!
Yeah. I just was one of those girls. Most men in crisis have a reason to be that way- so watch out for some crazy bitch emotions.. But they can get freaky and are experienced so that's nice... Just use a rubber.
Hot on the outside, but once the pants are off Old and Saggy is right... and that is a big turn off.. If I could get limp dick that'd do it...
You're the shit. I'm using the term "impale you" for sex now. But I gotta ask, what do you even mean? Do you mean foreplay, going down on you, slapping you with it instead of impaling you with it, or something like using a hula hoop with it? I don't get it. Sex really involves some solid impaling at some point.
Totally volunteering to help her out...!
Where were you 3 years ago?
been there done that best years of my life! the difference is they really want you to be pleasured, they can control there urges much better, they want to impress you, its all about the women in these relationships!!!!! you'll be in heave. just leave the dreams on earth. and they have something called charm! not something a guy under 30 knows
9:46, overreact much?
3:43's my hero haha, it's so true!
A married guy, I'm guessing?
So you can fuck up an entire family's life 'cause you're bored?
AWESOME aspiration there, bitch.
I just want to be some cougar's midlife crisis.
I think I AM my boyfriend's midlife crisis... LOL!