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  • my sentiments exactly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Can I be the middle aged guy who needs a midlife crisis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:45am
  • ummm, shut up everyone...YOU RULE!!! i wish i could have said that....rock on hun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Three words: Old Saggy Balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:35pm
  • You and me both, sister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:18pm
  • who said married? don't assume you retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Wait, you people have the guys shaving their dicks now? Straight guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:37am
  • why not get a guy after his midlife crisis... or before, when they have money, self respect, goals they can achieve, and a healthy sex drive. don't end up with a broke, unshaven, limp dick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:26pm
  • some men aren't having a mid-life crisis, they are just plain having a life crisis! no savings, live with their parents at age 40, and because they are in a band, the groupie girlfriends get younger and younger (22 currently)! its not all about the women, its about him getting what he wants, when he wants it. sounds like a bad movie, but its quite disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:03am
  • Oh honey, stop reading my thoughts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:25am
  • Wow, 9:46, had someone walk out on us, have we?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:08pm
  • That's so sad.... altho I would probably be grateful for girls like you when I ever reach that state lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:33am
  • i ttly know what you mean. i wanna be somebodys mid-life crisis too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I looking forward to women like you. You're awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Ummm, I'm there for ya.... Just ask! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:07pm
  • 10:01 i was in heaven!!!! the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence as long as you don't want to own the yard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:48pm
  • and most older guys do MORE then just *impale you* with their wonder wand :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:23pm
  • old guys are so hotttt! i dont know what it is about them.. most of them are just as funny and easy going as young guys too, just a LOTTTTTT richer! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:20pm
  • thats Heaven not heave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:43am
  • honey, if you like children, are willing to re-locate and find occasional ED problems charming; id love to fix you up with my ex; because you have got to be better than the jealous, homewrecking thing he's with now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:53am
  • Overrated. BT,DT. And no, the 3rd time is NOT the charm. Wayyyy 2 much drama, but pretty fun and GREAT sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:10pm
  • People who are considered "middle aged" use this website... wow... To each their own but i don't think i would date or fuck a 40 year old who still looks at shit like this haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:43am
  • Holy f word. People on this site take things WAY to seriously Calm the fuck down . When your texting do you really think aabout things THAT much? Like, you guys ruin the texts on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:01pm
  • boring. i'd rather be some guy's last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:15pm
  • My body isn't going to make it past 42 at this rate, and I'm 21. I'll take one for the team guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Yeah. I just was one of those girls. Most men in crisis have a reason to be that way- so watch out for some crazy bitch emotions.. But they can get freaky and are experienced so that's nice... Just use a rubber. Hot on the outside, but once the pants are off Old and Saggy is right... and that is a big turn off.. If I could get limp dick that'd do it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:10am
  • chill killa...I'd love to be some guys midlife crisis =) not all middle aged guys are married...in fact, a hell of a lot of them aren't or are divorced. I'm pretty sure 2 people can make their own adult decisions...looks like the only one who needs to grow up here is you, no need to bring your daddy-left-us sob story out. ...middle aged guys are so much hotter, anyway. =) go get one, sister!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:56pm
  • exactly shouldn't assume married. judgemental ppl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Totally volunteering to help her out...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:16am
  • I want you to be my mid-life crisis. Hell, I'm not going to live past 70 at this pace!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:44pm
  • 11:23PM You're the shit. I'm using the term "impale you" for sex now. But I gotta ask, what do you even mean? Do you mean foreplay, going down on you, slapping you with it instead of impaling you with it, or something like using a hula hoop with it? I don't get it. Sex really involves some solid impaling at some point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:10am
  • Where were you 3 years ago?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:01am
  • 3:43's my hero haha, it's so true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:28am
  • 9:46, overreact much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:41am
  • been there done that best years of my life! the difference is they really want you to be pleasured, they can control there urges much better, they want to impress you, its all about the women in these relationships!!!!! you'll be in heave. just leave the dreams on earth. and they have something called charm! not something a guy under 30 knows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:42am
  • I just want to be some cougar's midlife crisis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Um, wow. A married guy, I'm guessing? So you can fuck up an entire family's life 'cause you're bored? AWESOME aspiration there, bitch. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • I think I AM my boyfriend's midlife crisis... LOL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:43pm