C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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