i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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