okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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