After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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