I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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