I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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He could always make you wear a paper bag
He's still your brother.
Yeah, Mexican wrestling really turns me on.
haha ive totally done this, told him i had a thing for spider man. it works.
3 paper bags are needed. One for her, one for him in case hers falls off, and one for his dog so it doesn't lose respect for him.
You must be really ugly if you can't get a dece looking guy to pork you.
Haha glow in the dark paint is pretty chill too(:
Harsh, ha. but funny.
The things we do for love.
you need higher standards, woman. try the NO UGLIES, NO FATTIES plan. g
Lol I get it fornication.