They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
it was like eating out sand paper
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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