he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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