I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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I think Jim-bob, your cell mate, understood just fine. By the way, mounting someone does prove whose house it is.
Unless you got arrested for indecent expose pants shouldn't be your main concern
Wear the Kilt proudly.
Just because you're drinking Glennfiddich doesn't mean you need to get in character, the booze can't tell the difference
I'd love to meet a man that wears a kilt for that exact reason michguy.
Pants are better than a garnet with easy access that you don't wear underwear with.
Bet you had an exciting night in jail, in a kilt. Easy access, baby!