I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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HEAR HEAR. Why do I always have to feeling like the Martha Stewart Living of oral sex? "Gently separate the outer lips. The aroma of pussy should be noticable, but not unpleasant. If your partner is having trouble relaxing, you may wish to lighten your touch and offer her a beverage. Cooking sherry will do in a pinch, she has probably consumed it before"
Any fully developed fucking high school kid should be able to get a girl off. It not that hard just stop worrying about your tiny dick for 2 seconds
5:25 Your real doll does not count as a woman. But for the sake of the human race, stay and be happy with it.
Story of my life. And, thank you, 11.19!
Then you're looking for a mind reader. Good luck with that.
maybe you should try it will a her instead of a him.
how needy.....she is lucky she is getting pleased at all. Then again, needing to be told any steps screams inexperience.
I guess on the flip side of that, actually listening to a woman does too
A steady fuck buddy might improve life for you, OP. Consider teaching one as an investment.
If you are over 20, you prob ought to stop hanging around your local high school
True that!!! That's why u find someone to do all the time that way no efforts are wasted!!!
Well, we can tell 11:35 and both 11:39's are virgins.
11:39 (2) Porn isn't that good. But I give you points if you know where the clitoris is because of it.
so, you havent met a man who watches porn??? are you sure you arent like 12?
step 1- in, step 2-out, step 3-in, step 4-out, step 5-repeat as necessary.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
fuck you, you lazy cunt. You want someone to bend over backwards to please your every need while you sit there with your finger up your ass. Go shove some C4 up your cunt
It's not stupid. It's a fact.
OP: Every single woman has different steps, so good luck finding Mel Gibson from What Women Want. Until then, just be glad you're screwing guys willing to take direction.
OP, if you still live in the 850, I'm educated on the steps.
Stop having sex with little boys then
@1:51, sorry. It's not me, it's you.
i think the problem was the HE.....because SHE would have had it done in 3
1:45 If you're too tired to get on it, then no sex. AA batteries solve this problem more efficiently anyway.
So what your saying is your taking applications?
If you don't give up the balloon knot for him he has no obligation to learn more than two steps.
story of my life. get on it boys
11:19-you're off to a good start, lol! keep up the good work!
What are these steps?.. All I know, take off clothes, foreplay, "suit up", in-out, put clothes back on.
Come to me. I'm a girl btw
4:08 1:10 Must have hurt you if you're on here responding 3 hours after the fact and mashing insults together to create new words. (and posting the words right after just in case someone doesn't get your cleverness)
I banged 12:22's mom and dad ( he likes it in the brown eye)
We know all the steps in farmville. 1. Get a # 2. call. 3. Go to her house. 4. Fuck. 5. Post a text about farmville.
-farmer from farmville
Hit me up, I'll help you out ; )
Be a lesbian. You'll never have any problems in bed. Promise.
Only five? What about 6-20?
Clemson just rocked yall's world
Yeah, it's more involved than just that, 11:19.
@4:39, no, you are not. I've looked.
Oh that's what you want is it? Well all he wants to do it stick it in your mouth and go to sleep so why don't you just be happy that you get steps 1-5 at all.
12:46 and 12:50 are virgins too!
1:02 just hasn't gotten over being called a one-pump-chump when he lost his.
Come to me baby. I'll fuck your puss real good.
Not difficult. Hell, you can get her to cum without even taking her pants off. God made this an easy process, try not to over complicate it.
I suppose its appropriate that someone who signs their posts as doodooface would only say things of great ignorance and stupidity.
VIBRATING COCK RINGS. He'll last longer, and you buzz your own way off.
@1:10 really hurt me with words :( Ya slunt ( slut cunt)
Steps 1, 2 and 3....put a cock in her ass, a cock in her cunt and a cock in her mouth
U need older men. 18-25 usully r just thinking about their nut.
why does everyone make it seem like it's so hard to get a girl off? I've only been with one girl, but its not hard at all to get her off... its not a fucking rubiks cube, just rub the clit people!
I'm too tired. You get on it.
How about steps 68, 70 and everything inbetween?
@2:15, wait. You are a woman? Creepy. Get away from me.
He doesn't exist. Or if he does, he's dating your friend.
Steps 1-5 in like narcotics anonymous? Lol idk dude.
Um pcola we should bone, I'll be at sevilles, look for the guy with his dick out on the dance floor
Just put some vibrating pressure on the clit boys. Don't lick it like your licking an ice cream cone. Be aggressive! Be be aggressive!
He is the problem, cause she could have taken you from 1 to 5 3 times over :)
Bitch is high maintinence and step 6 should be slam it in the brown eye
2:39 Well of course it's me. And your small dick. That didn't help me at all.