Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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