I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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