I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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