She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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its not delivery its dewhoreno
Too much, michguy. Gotta let you go. :(
That mans it want's Domino's or Papa Johns.
Iheartsaid8ed I think you may have some issues.
as opposed to the one on her face.
Was she wearing like the girl who had a slice on her in bed?
I agree with rick, too much, michguy, too much.
That's just herpes sores on her pussy, not pepperoni pizza.
It all tastes the same with too much salt....
yup, pretty drunk at 5:05am
Turns out "real" pizza is a metaphor for a freezer full of lean pockets.
I want to share my real pizza w/said8ED.
Hahaha, you and the comment sucks. Oh, wait, I guess that's not all bad....
I'd stay away, she wanted her crust stuffed, I bet she always gets the Meatlovers... mmm pizza
wow michguy that was good lol cant stop laughing!!
My mom always said the way to a mans heart \nIs through his stomach. I just find it a lot easier to go threw his chest cavity!\n\nBtw laughed so hard at herpes joke was going to make that one haha
nothing about this comment was good
this site is about being quick and to the point. so...stop.
It wasn't real delivery, it's dijiorno
Nah, CapN_Winky's got this one