Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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Old old scam. That car is in a hundred pieces out the back door of a chop shop by now.
This is one of the many reasons why just bringing home you just happened to meet in a bar/club is a really bad idea. Don't do it, and if you do be careful. Hide your wallet and keys.
Ouch, that sucks.
borrowed! She'll tell the police she borrowed it.
Straight up one of the funniest texts I've read yet!