Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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This is one of the many reasons why just bringing home you just happened to meet in a bar/club is a really bad idea. Don't do it, and if you do be careful. Hide your wallet and keys.
Old old scam. That car is in a hundred pieces out the back door of a chop shop by now.
Ouch, that sucks.
borrowed! She'll tell the police she borrowed it.
Straight up one of the funniest texts I've read yet!