We're like a lot better than the average bears
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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