I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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Just make sure she can't say "sexual harassment" in English or Spanglish
Chupa mi verga
Just whip it out fool.
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time."
Spray some lemon pledge on your dick and she'll start polishing it.
senorita gato mojado y grande cono
You Sucka Mesa Dicka?
fucking jar jar, die already
when in doubt, whip it out. she'll understand then
me gusta tetas
Boning the cleaning lady has never ended well but best of luck
I know a lot of girls that were promoted for duties on their back.
maybe if you start with kissing her, ya know less chance for her to be insulted
One line to maids is "You do upstairs service?" Most that have been around for a while will know you are a John asking for a trick. Some maid services fire girls immediately for doing that, others look the other way and she is your "regular" maid and others are well hidden pimps.
You might want to become familiar with the Spanish phrase "acoso sexuál." You'll be hearing it a lot if you go through with this.