Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
