First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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Tonight Ebaneezer, you will be visited by the ghost of fail, the ghost of no fun, and the ghost of breakups.
You're a mean one mrs.grinch, you really are a prude.
Well you're no fun!
What a Debbie downer
You can easily change that third one...I'm ashamed by your lack of effort.
eggnog is elf cum
Buddy the elf? LOL
lmao you made my weekend so goood ;)
Awww...I was going to give you a piece of coal to stick up your tight ass and turn it into a diamond.
Fourthly, there are other women that will slutty role play so you are kicked to the curb.
It's a tie Ritard and Rotflmo.