I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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My, the gender ambiguity here really gives way to some interesting visuals.
A fatass ate a salad?
Something else already brought new meaning to tossed salad.
This brings new meaning to tossed salad
I really, really hope this is a girl saying this. Cuz what dude would want to eat his own ass on a salad.
Always thought it was called jilling off. Of course it could have been a guy.
I've never heard female masturbation referred to as schlicking either.
How da hell do you Jack off with a cucumber!
are you honestly confused 2:04?
How loose is your goose bitch..
Just like that post-secret.
Assume the texter is a girl, genius.
i the phrases "three knuckle shuffle" , "flick the bean" , and "tickle the little man in the boat" when referring to female masturbation
i usually don't refer to girls masturbating as jacking off, but cool, i guess.
So, you made her lunch and shoved a cucumber up your ass, and you think SHE'S the loser?
dude its so easy to stick anything up ur vigi. People are constantly being taken to the hospital for sticking foreign things in places they shouldn't.
I'm just wondering how big that cucumber was.
Maybe they are a couple? Like girl girl couple? And the first one us pissed at the second one?
if it was a lesbian, she so would have said "jilled off", if anything. also, she probably wouldn't see that salad as punishment. definitely not a chick.
Yeah, I'm going to go with "PostSecret Ripoff"
2:50 proved it's fake
Finally another woman who says 'jacking off'
I always refer to it as jackin off, no one is all that concerned and twisted over a fucking use of words. Who cares-shits funny
i've heard female masturbation referred to as jacking off...
Well, 'cum' is already in the name...
Jesus fucking christ some of you people are picky about your slang. Is it too much to just accept that there might possibly be a girl out there who refers to schlicking as jacking off?
The poster underneath is a dried up thundercunt. Frigid bitch.
You hollow it out so it just fits. It actually feels incredibly amazing
Its not if it sounds like bullshit.. Its not that hard to conceive of a convincing and entertaining lie.
Maybe it was a dude that hollowed out the cucumber and then fucked it...
Think she came with the cuCUMber haha
Female masturbation is referred to schlicking.
The OP was a guy who jacked off while having a cucumber in his ass for prostate stimulation.
I never liked saying jacking off, fapping is much better
Dirty Girl Dirty Girl
it doesn't say the guy at the salad.
That's sounds delightful!!!
hahahaha i'll fuck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins!
I'm a girl and have used that term before. Happens when all your friends are dudes and saying anything else would be a little awkward.
And no, it's not awkward as-is.
ive heard broads call it jacking off before, but to be fair, their heterosexuality was debatable at best...
all of you guys are fuckin sick...i say this because no one referred to the nasty-ass grossness of cum, cucumber, and ppl eating it. fuckin nasty
Regardless of guy or girl, that's fucking disgusting
You know... if the guy is straight and likes pussy, then the salad wouldn't be nasty for him...
No, you ate the salad^^^^
Oh...pretty sure I know who THIS couple is! LMAO
never called it "jacking off"
bitch is a dyke
That's hot! Made me cum!