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  • A fatass ate a salad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:50pm
  • My, the gender ambiguity here really gives way to some interesting visuals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Something else already brought new meaning to tossed salad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:03pm
  • This brings new meaning to tossed salad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I really, really hope this is a girl saying this. Cuz what dude would want to eat his own ass on a salad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Always thought it was called jilling off. Of course it could have been a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:33pm
  • I've never heard female masturbation referred to as schlicking either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:03pm
  • How da hell do you Jack off with a cucumber!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:25am
  • are you honestly confused 2:04?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:13pm
  • How loose is your goose bitch..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:33am
  • Assume the texter is a girl, genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:16pm
  • i the phrases "three knuckle shuffle" , "flick the bean" , and "tickle the little man in the boat" when referring to female masturbation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Just like that post-secret. Coincidence, anybody?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:03pm
  • So, you made her lunch and shoved a cucumber up your ass, and you think SHE'S the loser?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:15pm
  • dude its so easy to stick anything up ur vigi. People are constantly being taken to the hospital for sticking foreign things in places they shouldn't. I'm just wondering how big that cucumber was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:52pm
  • i usually don't refer to girls masturbating as jacking off, but cool, i guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:20pm
  • if it was a lesbian, she so would have said "jilled off", if anything. also, she probably wouldn't see that salad as punishment. definitely not a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Maybe they are a couple? Like girl girl couple? And the first one us pissed at the second one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:44am
  • Yeah, I'm going to go with "PostSecret Ripoff"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 2:50 proved it's fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Finally another woman who says 'jacking off'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:40am
  • I always refer to it as jackin off, no one is all that concerned and twisted over a fucking use of words. Who cares-shits funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:49pm
  • i've heard female masturbation referred to as jacking off...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Well, 'cum' is already in the name...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:21am
  • Jesus fucking christ some of you people are picky about your slang. Is it too much to just accept that there might possibly be a girl out there who refers to schlicking as jacking off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:22pm
  • The poster underneath is a dried up thundercunt. Frigid bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:22am
  • You hollow it out so it just fits. It actually feels incredibly amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Its not if it sounds like bullshit.. Its not that hard to conceive of a convincing and entertaining lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Maybe it was a dude that hollowed out the cucumber and then fucked it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Think she came with the cuCUMber haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:36pm
  • I never liked saying jacking off, fapping is much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Female masturbation is referred to schlicking. The OP was a guy who jacked off while having a cucumber in his ass for prostate stimulation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:04pm
  • it doesn't say the guy at the salad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:38pm
  • That's sounds delightful!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:11am
  • Dirty Girl Dirty Girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:08pm
  • hahahaha i'll fuck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:27am
  • I'm a girl and have used that term before. Happens when all your friends are dudes and saying anything else would be a little awkward. And no, it's not awkward as-is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:52pm
  • ive heard broads call it jacking off before, but to be fair, their heterosexuality was debatable at best...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:54am
  • all of you guys are fuckin sick...i say this because no one referred to the nasty-ass grossness of cum, cucumber, and ppl eating it. fuckin nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:29am
  • Regardless of guy or girl, that's fucking disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:42pm
  • You know... if the guy is straight and likes pussy, then the salad wouldn't be nasty for him...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:09am
  • No, you ate the salad^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Oh...pretty sure I know who THIS couple is! LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:26pm
  • never called it "jacking off" bitch is a dyke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:27pm
  • That's hot! Made me cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:35pm