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  • 75 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    My, the gender ambiguity here really gives way to some interesting visuals.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:50pm

    A fatass ate a salad?

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:35pm

    I really, really hope this is a girl saying this. Cuz what dude would want to eat his own ass on a salad.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:03pm

    Something else already brought new meaning to tossed salad.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:53pm

    This brings new meaning to tossed salad

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:11pm

    Yeah, I'm going to go with "PostSecret Ripoff"

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:33pm

    Always thought it was called jilling off. Of course it could have been a guy.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:03pm

    I've never heard female masturbation referred to as schlicking either.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:20pm

    i usually don't refer to girls masturbating as jacking off, but cool, i guess.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:44am

    Maybe they are a couple? Like girl girl couple? And the first one us pissed at the second one?

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:12pm

    i the phrases "three knuckle shuffle" , "flick the bean" , and "tickle the little man in the boat" when referring to female masturbation

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:13pm

    are you honestly confused 2:04?

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:16pm

    Assume the texter is a girl, genius.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:33am

    How loose is your goose bitch..

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:15pm

    So, you made her lunch and shoved a cucumber up your ass, and you think SHE'S the loser?

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:47pm

    if it was a lesbian, she so would have said "jilled off", if anything. also, she probably wouldn't see that salad as punishment. definitely not a chick.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:03pm

    Just like that post-secret. Coincidence, anybody?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:58pm

    Its not if it sounds like bullshit.. Its not that hard to conceive of a convincing and entertaining lie.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:25am

    How da hell do you Jack off with a cucumber!

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:52pm

    I'm a girl and have used that term before. Happens when all your friends are dudes and saying anything else would be a little awkward. And no, it's not awkward as-is.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:40am

    Finally another woman who says 'jacking off'

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:40pm

    Maybe it was a dude that hollowed out the cucumber and then fucked it...

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:22pm

    Jesus fucking christ some of you people are picky about your slang. Is it too much to just accept that there might possibly be a girl out there who refers to schlicking as jacking off?

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:42pm

    Regardless of guy or girl, that's fucking disgusting

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:33pm

    I never liked saying jacking off, fapping is much better

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:52pm

    dude its so easy to stick anything up ur vigi. People are constantly being taken to the hospital for sticking foreign things in places they shouldn't. I'm just wondering how big that cucumber was.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:49pm

    I always refer to it as jackin off, no one is all that concerned and twisted over a fucking use of words. Who cares-shits funny

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:48pm

    i've heard female masturbation referred to as jacking off...

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:41pm

    2:50 proved it's fake

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:11am

    That's sounds delightful!!!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:36pm

    Think she came with the cuCUMber haha

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:02pm

    You hollow it out so it just fits. It actually feels incredibly amazing

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:09am

    You know... if the guy is straight and likes pussy, then the salad wouldn't be nasty for him...

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:54am

    ive heard broads call it jacking off before, but to be fair, their heterosexuality was debatable at best...

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:43pm

    No, you ate the salad^^^^

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:27am

    hahahaha i'll fuck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins!

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:08pm

    Dirty Girl Dirty Girl

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:27pm

    never called it "jacking off" bitch is a dyke

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:04pm

    Female masturbation is referred to schlicking. The OP was a guy who jacked off while having a cucumber in his ass for prostate stimulation.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:38pm

    it doesn't say the guy at the salad.

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:26pm

    Oh...pretty sure I know who THIS couple is! LMAO

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:22am

    The poster underneath is a dried up thundercunt. Frigid bitch.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:21am

    Well, 'cum' is already in the name...

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:29am

    all of you guys are fuckin sick...i say this because no one referred to the nasty-ass grossness of cum, cucumber, and ppl eating it. fuckin nasty

  • 29 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:35pm

    That's hot! Made me cum!