I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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