As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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"Well today's your lucky day" he said throwing away the rubber
Run away. Fast.
First and last, I assume
Number of times he got a disease from fucking his mother.
Got some real goals there.
He should give her herpes, just for kicks.
number of times he ate his Mom's "sushi" after she had the whole bar give her a donation of diseases.