We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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