Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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