I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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