what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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