i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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