Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Your mom is totally going to Ice you
making sure you don't remember what she did to you after you got drunk on Smirnoff and plans to do it again
Moms just know thing. It's freaky.
That your a lightweight....get a bottle of jack right meow
That the roofies you gave her didn't work
When you pass out-she breaks out-her strapon
She wants grandchildren. Sure you were conceived in a drinkers stupor too.
This has been on here before.
Everything. Run into your room while you have time
Wow that made a evil turn quickly