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  • 75 89
    Submitted by nochedetoro on Jun 1, 12 at 7:43pm

    Your mom is totally going to Ice you

  • 74 90
    Submitted by kushkong420 on Jun 1, 12 at 2:27pm

    Moms just know thing. It's freaky.

  • Submitted by hwrecker on Jun 1, 12 at 3:00pm

    That the roofies you gave her didn't work

  • 68 98
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 1, 12 at 4:05pm

    making sure you don't remember what she did to you after you got drunk on Smirnoff and plans to do it again

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 2, 12 at 1:40pm

    That your a lightweight....get a bottle of jack right meow

  • 54 92
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 12 at 1:24am

    She wants grandchildren. Sure you were conceived in a drinkers stupor too.

  • 43 74
    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 7, 13 at 7:32am

    When you pass out-she breaks out-her strapon

  • Submitted by Recycled on Jun 1, 12 at 2:54pm

    This has been on here before.

  • Submitted by MikeyPoolee on Jun 1, 12 at 5:39pm

    Everything. Run into your room while you have time

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Kriztoff on Feb 25, 14 at 2:17pm

    Wow that made a evil turn quickly