what if I'm pregnant?
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The ass gains better be worth it
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