She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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