yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
