I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
