not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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Wow. This dude us a failure. I award him no points and may god have mercy in him.
10:46, I concur. His man card should be revoked. Permanently.
Dude This text is about, let me see your mancard. *grabs card and tears into bits* Now go get back on the short bus.
i agree with 1:19, get a guitar out and play wonderwall and smile a bit.
you said penis ahahaha
Only in the 610, sounds like stroudsburg
Too long; didn't read.
Wow that takes talent
He needs to pay for sex before he goes crazy and shoots up a Curves.
Proud this is my area code. The text, not the shameful actions (or lack of action) by the bozo.