not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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Wow. This dude us a failure. I award him no points and may god have mercy in him.
Dude This text is about, let me see your mancard. *grabs card and tears into bits* Now go get back on the short bus.
10:46, I concur. His man card should be revoked. Permanently.
i agree with 1:19, get a guitar out and play wonderwall and smile a bit.
Too long; didn't read.
you said penis ahahaha
Only in the 610, sounds like stroudsburg
Wow that takes talent
Proud this is my area code. The text, not the shameful actions (or lack of action) by the bozo.
He needs to pay for sex before he goes crazy and shoots up a Curves.