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  • DJ KHALED. YO I GOT THESE NIGS TOGETHER FOR A SONG. LISTENNN TO ME YELL AT YOU FOR THE FIRST 30 SECONDS OF THE SONG. KHALED. DADE CO STAND UP. KKKKKKHALED. DEEEJAY. KHALED. YEAH KHALED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:59pm
  • WEEEE DAAA BBBEEESSSTTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:09pm
  • When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:25am
    • it was 30 million. and stealing from carlos mencia isnt funny. especially if its out of context and incorrect.

      Submitted by anonimouse on Feb 4, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Soviet Russians are big smelly cunt ciccles. They watch boys gymnastics to rub one out.... Pinko commie fags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:19pm
  • 6;52 you best be trollin' /b/rotha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:16am
  • 2:15 ur right on... If we knew yall would be milkin the government for wailfare and jammin ur stupid rap... Rims worth more than vehicle... Goldnin ur mouth... Ass hangin out... We deffinetley would have left yall porch monkeys to die of aids and war in Africa..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:52am
  • does anyone else hate the russia thing - russia sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:28pm
  • @2:34 Dj khaled is a Dj for Los Angeles' power 106 and American rap artist It's fine your probablly just old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:45am
  • 5:54 why don't you take the "small" cock out of your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Easily solved, ever heard of a pillow?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Yeah, I hate LOUND broads.

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 3, 10 at 4:22pm
  • 12:25 that's funny as fuck. My name is yuriy. My mom named me after the first person into space. A Russian named Yuri Gagarin. So suck on that America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:15am
  • One titty at a time!

    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 4, 10 at 12:14am
  • gag that bitch with to dick son!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Wow and you call me the dumb one! Your first sentence doesn't make any since. When you want to insult someone make sure you do it correctly!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:08am
  • If I knew how y'all were gonna act, I woulda picked my own cotton and left y'all do die from aids in Africa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:15am
  • Hahahahah. We da best!!! I hate that guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:23pm
  • You should have gagged her with your cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:30pm
  • WE DA BEST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:23pm
  • No wonder the whole world hates Americans, look at the trash we talk TO EACHOTHER!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:05am
  • Hopefully all u trailor trash sluts will give each other AIDS and you will die. or that rapist will get u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:20am
  • В Советской России, я убью тебя

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:05pm
  • In that case, 11:28 please feel free to dick slap soviet russia guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:32pm
  • I just started paying atention a weeek ago or so.... What is the deal E yo with this flaming ass fudge packer from the DMZ former USSR? Nothing but drunks and no good spies. Decent AK-47's..... Was this panty waste just bored? He's no longer with us now. We were to meet for breakfast today but he never got there. About. Thousand meters out something stopped him....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:40pm
  • 5:43 = complete douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:03am
  • Not really. Mine is kinda small.... Only 6 1/2 in when almost hard...... It's thick though. I'm only 18 tho. So Free William should put on a pound or two before he becomes a full mate! Wanna see? I'm just down the hall from you my dear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:28pm
  • dj khaled is an arab singer. if you were american I would be shocked if you know about him. im impressed

    Submitted by jaffizzle on Feb 4, 10 at 2:34am
  • Who cares. That was just funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:46am
  • This post is true, about DJ Khaled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Okay tfln use to be funny when Soviet Russia guys was the only one making soviet Russia comments! And can't we all just enjoy the humor of this text and stop arguing about penis size? It really doesn't matter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:22pm
  • That would probally be better than having to deal with ignorant basterds like you!!! Your ignorance should be a sin!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:56am
  • 8:55 That is so true! Ignorant racist dumbass fucks are everywhere...north...south...east...west...you can't get away from them, but I'm sure 8:44 just lashed out from the horriable insidious comments made earlier...we all at times stoop to our enimies level unfortunately. Peace and love needs to grow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:15am
  • Everything I learned in history class suggest that Russia is filled with pussys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:05pm
  • wait... guys don't like it when you make noise?

    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 3, 10 at 6:48pm
  • I think I've finally found a website with worse comments than YouTube. Great job guys, you're all morons.

    Submitted by soulonfire928 on Feb 4, 10 at 9:11am
  • In soviet Russia, you talk shit about soviet Russia and you die - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:53pm
  •  dont hate the player, hate the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:30pm
  • In Soviet Russia, DJ Khaled finishes you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:22pm
  • 9:11 the way you used moron, renders you a moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:19am
  • Was she wider than your chode?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:47am
  • Too bad a hurricane can't reach your fat ass In Oklahoma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:12am
  • WE DAAA BEST. LISTENNNN LISTEN DJ LISTEN KHALED BEST. WE THA BESTTTTT. LISTEN. KHALLEEEDDD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:12pm
  • Seriously drop the soviet Russia shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:29pm
  • In soviet russia kids molest me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Ugh that must of been horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Never heard of em. What areA code is 251

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:01pm
  • 12:01. Your a dick. I hate rednecks just as much as the next guy. But what you said was horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:08am
  • DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJAYYYYYYY KKHHAAAALLLEEDDD, I DO THIS FOR THE STREEETSS, WEE DAA BESTTTTT

    Submitted by anonny on Feb 3, 10 at 9:11pm
  • At least he's closer to a pussy than you've ever been

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:57pm
  • To be fair, dj khaled is really loud and annoying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:55am
  • Lmfao 2:34 you dumb shit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:38am
  • Omg thank u! He's so fuckin annoying!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:55pm
  • I am soviet Russian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:11pm
  • PEOPLE OF THE COMMENTS READ THIS...... SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT RACISM WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENTING ABOUT THE JOKE BUT WE ARE COMMENTING ABOUT ASTUPID RACIST WTF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:19pm
  • I hope you get hit by a bus 10:21 you are a Cunt muscle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:56pm
  • 6:32 is a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:51pm
  • In soviet Russia the russia thing hates you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:30pm
  • Americas the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep you from eating it. Stupid fat asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:19am
  • I may be made fun of for watching Cribs in the first place, but did you see DJ Khaled on that show? It was brutal. He's SUCH a douche! Good god!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:35pm
  • In soviet Russia we fuck black women against their will and feed the men and children to our dogs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:56am
  • In soviet Russia we cum on a sock, shove it in her mouth and then start over again. - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Why are these things always comment wars? How fucking old are you guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:04am
  • Is make you tend my cotton fields to give all 70 of my negro's an hour or two off. I'd whip you like I loved you Commie boy. We still work cotton here in Louisiana boy. I be's a boss. Yes'sir. I only hits ya when yous deserves it boy. Fetch me wife. I née my bath and massage. Go'ne now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:32pm
  • The only around here that's a sin is your stupid redneck ass. Why don't you get a real education not the one you recieved from your buck toothed sluttly sorry excuse for a mother. I bet the blacks are smarter then your trailor park white trash ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:59am
  • 10:21 You are a fucking ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:38pm
  • aww I love dj khaled!! boo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:49am
  • Dj Khaled is of Palestinian descent.....Last time I checked Palestine is in Asia not Africa.....dumb ass ignorant southern fucks...all that incest amongst you dumb racist red necks must be catching up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:44am
  • Smack the bitch in her face take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back!!!!

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 3, 10 at 11:31pm
  • Dj am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:54pm
  • 1st

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:14pm
  • I hope you get killed by a serial rapist and buried underneath your barn Dumbass redneck 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:46am
  • 5;28 YESSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:23pm
  • Yeeeeaaa baby 251!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:16am
  • Nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:23pm
  • Второй нах

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:19pm
  • 5:28 u should take the fat cock out of your ass and your dads pencil dick out of your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:31pm
  • I love bare cock up my boy pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:50am
  • That's right all of us redneck okies are here to stay! So do us both a favor and drop dead! It would make the world a better place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:17am
  • Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Dirty fat asses - soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:08am
  • Dropped him at 1100 meters this morning. Bad commie.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:34pm
  • That mustve been horrible. Whenever i hear 'DJ' Khaled, it makes me want to piss on whoever made that horrible excuse of a musician famous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:58pm
  • In soviet Russia DJ Khaled fucks you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Haha oh Dj Khaled!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:28am
  • In soviet russia DJ Khaled is forced to work in the cornfields

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Reppin LA!!! (lower Alabama)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:04pm
  • In soviet Russia DJ Khaled finishes you! No wait I already posted this where did it go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:13pm
  • Only idiots that can't do anything better with thier life join the military 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:21am
  • 1:36 fuck you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:43am
  • In Soviet Russia we wear earmuffs when plugging muff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:03pm
  • ACE HOOD. LISTENNNN TO EM. KHALED. Khaled KHALed. KHAKHAKHAKHAAAALLLLLEEEDDDDDDD. DEEJAY KHAKED. LISTENNN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:15pm
  • You never finish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Dj kahled should die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:37pm
  • Your IQ must be around 80 which would pretty much make you incapable of advancing Intellectually and explain why you sound so ignorant and uneducated @6:52

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:15am
  • I like to pee in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:00am
  • WIN 8:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Who the fuck is DJ Khaled?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:33pm
  • 12:01*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:15am
  • 12:10 I'm from south louisiana..Katrina isn't something to joke about you ignorant fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:15am
  • 5:51 did you know that people who say they have a big cock all the time have a small one. And people who never really say anything about their cock have an average size cock. And people who joke about have a small dick actually have an above average dick. Yeah so you go suck your small dick bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:54pm
  • 9:11 is correct as evidened by 9:50. Quit being waffle fucks. It's just an opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:52am
  • Finally an intelligent comment...7:59

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:58pm
  • In Soviet Russia, stupid people make unfunny comments. ~ Jeff sucks balls (this wasn't first)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:44pm
  • In soviet Russia pigs fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:59pm
  • In soviet Russia DJ Khaled finishes you! -soviet russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:46am
  • You can't be a Soviet Russian then. She'd been begging you to stop...... Soviet Russians are chipacabarras. Goat suckers. Boy lovers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:16pm
  • SHE DA BESTTTTTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:17pm
  • 5:31 fuck someone other than yourself and dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:54pm
  • I'm suprised you can even read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:09am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:25pm
  • FIRST!!!!! SUCK MY BIG COCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:51pm
  • 6:01 I actaully like big cock in my ass, it feels better. No I'm not a guy. And yes 3in dick is no where near enough. Pinky-boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:32pm
  • If I catch him around I will. Then his soviet mommy and sisters.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Why can't we all just get along guys... I mean this is so dumb I know really smart and dumb black people I know really smart and dumb white peopl I know really smart and dumb Asians and mexicans. If people weren't so hostile we could all just live together in harmony. I mean we got one shot at life why waste it hating on eachotger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:43am
  • Yea on our women. You're so smart 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:07pm
  • 9:11 who died and made you the judge of good vs. bad comments. Your elitest ass is the one who sounds like a moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:23am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:46pm
  • There you go again using improper English and grammar! You should try to work on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:29am
  • 11:24 should go back to Africa Go help ur dirty cousins with their AIDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:42am
  • YOU TOLD HIM ANONIMOUSE woooo you go sista

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:51am
  • 5:28..yes, 7:59..win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:02pm
  • 7:59...AGREED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:42pm
  • I am soldier who was stationed in Alabama for Katrina, and was in Louisiana for Rita, both were devastating to the gulf coast, only morons would use this in reference in a joke, showing just how ignorant your Jr High dropout ass is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:15am
  • 8:54 ur stupid U basically repeated what 5:31 said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:01pm
  • God hates n i g g e r s

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:26am
  • Never even heard of that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:18pm
  • U prolly couldn't finish because ur a limp pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Seems like everyone on here thinks they are such a badass, if you really are put your name and number in your comment and all of you can have a real debate about some meaningless text(fake or not) mods can't stop your comments STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:59pm
  • If u have any comments for the soviet russian  u can email his sexy ass at hungsoviet@sovietrussia.gov

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:12pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Lower Bama- I'm not far.....NL we don't have any Soviet prussians here in No La. The Dirty South. You'll get dropped off down here and the county sheriff will understand. Espessially if you were reppin' Soviet BellaRuss.... You'd pop out down in the achaffalia basin if you surfaced at all....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Couldent read bottom so sorry about mistake -CAPS GUY WHO JUST COMMENTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:21pm
  • DJ KHALED! WE DA BEST, YEAHHH NIGGGGA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:22pm
  • 12:01 you are a full 100% asshole!!!! I'm from Southern Oklahoma so I'm considered a redneck so I just want to tell you to go fuck your self! I hate fucking ignorant assholes like you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:35am
  •  why dont u go suck ur daddies dick stupid redneck whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:36am
  • 10:21 while I laughed my ass off at that comeback, you're a dick lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:56pm
  • 8:44.. Why do they have to be from the south... And way to be the ignorant biased prick you were just talking negatively about, not everyone south of where ever you're from is a incestual retard. Who care if "ma maw an ma paw ares brotha and girl brotha"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:55am
  • Wow 6:32 is stupid. She couldn't even recognize that her "logic" was being used by 6:01

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:34pm
  • In soviet Russia our women have pussys... Unlike lady gaga - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:09pm
  • then she won't be so annoying, unless hearing "wahwahwahwahwahwahwah" over and over is annoying to you**** continued from my comment of gagging that bitch with your dick lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:18pm