we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing