well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting