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  thanks...oh and i got my period

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  told you

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  oh hush

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Thats something to write home to mom about

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  Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just know... :) goodntight

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  Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.

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• (516): View more from New York

  There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again

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