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Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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(248): Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room (248): Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65 http://tfl.nu/zat2

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I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.

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(703): I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one. http://tfl.nu/4drw

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(313): View more from Michigan

so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.

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(313): so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it. http://tfl.nu/rth5

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(812): View more from Indiana

Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate

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(812): Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate http://tfl.nu/9bko

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(914): View more from New York

my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet

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(914): my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet http://tfl.nu/lao3

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood

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(440): Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood http://tfl.nu/t6a5

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(205): View more from Alabama

I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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(205): I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year. http://tfl.nu/aidj

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(512): View more from Texas

Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.

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Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.

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(512): Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college. (512): Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good. http://tfl.nu/chyc

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(618): View more from Illinois

I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka

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(618): I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka http://tfl.nu/yt16

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(260): View more from Indiana

If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?

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(260): If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok? http://tfl.nu/erl3

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?

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(617): Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night? http://tfl.nu/bhmq

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.

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(412): Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night. http://tfl.nu/dy0t

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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$

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(304): I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$ http://tfl.nu/l4gn

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(941): View more from Florida

"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"

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(941): "Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?" http://tfl.nu/ffpa

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.

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(770): I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups. http://tfl.nu/x4cx

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