New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
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calling a shit a "#2" is probably the lamest part of this text. not funny.
that was the only part
STOOOOP TFLN with the lame@ss NOT last-night-texts I do not care about somebody's morning duece and neither does anyone else.
And yet so many hilarious texts that I/my friends have received go unposted.
this isn't even funny.
this site is getting more and more lame.
why would this even be noteworthy? Even his/her friend knows he/she is a lame.
Why is it even a question if this is a high or a low? It's an effing cat. Did you want him to wipe your ass for you? Sometimes cats sneeze, sometimes they don't. Sometimes they stay in the bathroom with you, sometimes they don't.
wow i wanna beat people when they fucking say new high or new low /backhand
this is a fake. i saw it a couple weeks ago.
I like the part where the cat sneezed.
no one does... it's unanimously been decided that this is LAME.
i just "submitted" a text from "life" that says "your mods fucking blow."
fuck TFLN im done
This high/low bullshit needs to fucking stop! I've never sent or received a text including 'high/low'.
I guess the only way to get anything posted on this site is to add new high/ new low to it
If it weren't for alcohol your family would have died out generations ago.
this is fucking retarded why did it even make the site? go fuck yourself
new high or new low may be the lamest shit i've ever heard.. like how it's catching on, i don't get it.. none of my friends say that.
asking new high / new low IS the new low.
QUICK, please. Someone post a funny text on this thread!!
I don't get why this is a high or low?
Whoever moderates this site needs to wake the fuck up before he/she loses fans.
FUCK THESE NEW HIGH/NEW LOW TEXTS. THEY'RE SO FUCKING LAME!
This text is the most sublime prose I have ever read. We need more like this one.
Cats sneezing! Priceless.
K, 'NEW HIGH/NEW LOW' DOESN'T EVEN WORK FOR THIS ONE. It's not a skill to be able to take a shit while your cat walks in, sneezes and leaves.
What, was your cat supposed to say something to you?
If it were a text sent by your cat though...
"New high or new low? I opened the door and walked in on my owner taking a shit, looked at them, sneezed and left."
It's already better than the original text.
Why the hell is everyone adding 'new high or new low?' to their texts. It would have been alright if it hadn't started that way. Cats sneezing. Heh.
i agree with the response. why ARE they friends? obviously catsneezepooper is unpopular. FAIL.
why on earth was this even posted?
enough with the new high/new low shit, it's getting old
fuck you and fuck this unfunny stupid shit that was a knockoff of a different text you unfunny fucking douche. fuck you,
how the fuck is this a high/low question?
and has any1 ever actually gotten a high/low text?
no one cares...not even the "friend" you texted
I agree with the peeps saying that funnier texts don't make it on. This text is fuckin dumb, and it embarrasses me that its from my area code. Wake the fuck up mods. No one says "New high or new low?" EVER
Lmao. People are really getting pissed off because of this text, aren't they. You either find this kind of funny or you don't. But the people who take TFLN so seriousy are LOSERS!
This is lame but lol @ the response.
I just assume that anything that says "new high or new low?" is fabricated.
Fucking stupid...this site needs a new mod. Petition!
and yet I see a sign at a strip club that says: " 49 beautiful women and one ugly one" and that text is thrown out
STOP WITH THE NEW HIGH/NEW LOW FUCKING HELL