But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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