the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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His mom taught him not to say anything if he had nothing nice to say
This is worthless without pics.
Or you're just not attractive. Just saying.
I used to have girls ask to flash for a free pizza. I would say "Wouldnt hurt your chances" and after they did say "Sorry, not good enough. Full price" it was funny... You see a lot of weird shit delivering pizza.
Im a chick and used to deliver pizza during college- this shit happens at least once a month. The girls were always so disappointed that a dude wasnt there to give them the attention they were seeking. Kinda made me feel bad- their daddy issues will never be resolved.
Oh my god! That's what happened to the Jimmy Johns guy! Horny bastard. He was out delivering sandwiches and then he just vanished and never came back to work that night.
A bong rip would be the best tip ever...
If this was at or near a college, it makes sense that he'd be used to it. Uhm, duh, people.
Yea I am a girl and I was a pizza delivery driver for about a month and I got a chick answering the door naked. I pretty much just shoved her pizza at her and ran since she had already paid and tipped via credit card
His no reaction was him trying to prove that he would rather wipe asses at a retirement home than see you naked.
Probably because he didn't want muffintops for a tip. Fat chicks!
he was probably concentrating on both of you having clothes on ...
131. you are funny. I like you. but yeah I think without pics this text is worthless as well. then we could be a judge of why he didn't flinch.
Unless of course he walked back to his car and puked.
WTF! When I tell the pizza guy I love him even when I'm wearing cloathes he fuckin runs from to his car and peels out.
I wanna be a pizza man now
What's your address? I'll be there in 30 minutes.
im going to apply at pizza hut tomorrow
I am friends with a pizza delivery driver... he gets this shit all the time. It's also amazing to hear how people will pay tips.... in bong rips, shots, gift certificates, etc.
who says that the two people who answered the door were both girls? seems like they were a boy and a girl. because i know i dont chill around naked with my friends on a daily basis.
If they were hot, it would be a great story. Would still make for a good story to tell even if they were busted. What's up with all the dudes calling whore and skank? Who brought all you puritans to the party?
There's an extremely important detail missing from this story.
maybe jackie is a dog or fish or something
cuz u guys are probably busted as fuk ..
i think he waz G A Y?
9:51, way to fuck things up...
you have no idea.
girls would do all sorts of crazy things an then open the door to find out that the delivery "guy" is in fact a girl. pretty embarassing/slutty on their part.
2 naked guys and a pizza delivery guy --- 3-way!!
these were actually my friends and i was there when this happened and it was hilarious. so whateverrr.
I chill around naked with my friends all the time...
Fuck, I delivered for 2 years and never even saw a sexy girl
we tip our pizza guy in bong rips. he much prefers it to two bucks in change
Damn, I never got this treatment. Bad luck, I guess. Anyone want me to make a pizza delivery I am so there....
sounds like a piss lame night
Fucking whores. I wish it was your dad visiting. Teach you not to be a skank.
Well what was he supposed to do?
PBoy: well I got two boxes of.. HOLY SHIT UR FUCKING NAKED AHHHH!
New Jersey. Love my home state.
Maybe Jackie is the girl and the texter is a boy.
Maybe it was some post-sex pizza.
That shit happens a bunch. My friend was offered sex from one couple and got some girl's number on a different delivery.
Or your ugly and desperate??
Maybe you are not his type. Otherwise his dick would get hard
Yeah, was once a pizza delivery boy myself. Naked people answering the door is barely worth mentioning.