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  • His mom taught him not to say anything if he had nothing nice to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Or you're just not attractive. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:39pm
  • This is worthless without pics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:27pm
  • I used to have girls ask to flash for a free pizza. I would say "Wouldnt hurt your chances" and after they did say "Sorry, not good enough. Full price" it was funny... You see a lot of weird shit delivering pizza.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:32pm
  • If this was at or near a college, it makes sense that he'd be used to it. Uhm, duh, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:45pm
  • His no reaction was him trying to prove that he would rather wipe asses at a retirement home than see you naked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:36pm
  • A bong rip would be the best tip ever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Probably because he didn't want muffintops for a tip. Fat chicks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Im a chick and used to deliver pizza during college- this shit happens at least once a month. The girls were always so disappointed that a dude wasnt there to give them the attention they were seeking. Kinda made me feel bad- their daddy issues will never be resolved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:33pm
    • Oh my god! That's what happened to the Jimmy Johns guy! Horny bastard. He was out delivering sandwiches and then he just vanished and never came back to work that night.

      Submitted by jiggaboo on Feb 18, 10 at 2:08am
  • Yea I am a girl and I was a pizza delivery driver for about a month and I got a chick answering the door naked. I pretty much just shoved her pizza at her and ran since she had already paid and tipped via credit card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:58pm
  • he was probably concentrating on both of you having clothes on ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 131. you are funny. I like you. but yeah I think without pics this text is worthless as well. then we could be a judge of why he didn't flinch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Unless of course he walked back to his car and puked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:29pm
  • WTF! When I tell the pizza guy I love him even when I'm wearing cloathes he fuckin runs from to his car and peels out.

    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Jul 20, 10 at 9:35pm
  • I wanna be a pizza man now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I am friends with a pizza delivery driver... he gets this shit all the time. It's also amazing to hear how people will pay tips.... in bong rips, shots, gift certificates, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:57pm
  • who says that the two people who answered the door were both girls? seems like they were a boy and a girl. because i know i dont chill around naked with my friends on a daily basis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:16pm
  • If they were hot, it would be a great story. Would still make for a good story to tell even if they were busted. What's up with all the dudes calling whore and skank? Who brought all you puritans to the party?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:10pm
  • There's an extremely important detail missing from this story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:28pm
  • maybe jackie is a dog or fish or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:10pm
  • cuz u guys are probably busted as fuk ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:32pm
  • What's your address? I'll be there in 30 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:28pm
  • im going to apply at pizza hut tomorrow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:57am
  • 9:51, way to fuck things up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 2 naked guys and a pizza delivery guy --- 3-way!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:01pm
  • you have no idea. girls would do all sorts of crazy things an then open the door to find out that the delivery "guy" is in fact a girl. pretty embarassing/slutty on their part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:20pm
  • i think he waz G A Y?

    Submitted by xman23870x on Jul 27, 10 at 2:42am
  • I chill around naked with my friends all the time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:19pm
  • we tip our pizza guy in bong rips. he much prefers it to two bucks in change

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:30am
  • these were actually my friends and i was there when this happened and it was hilarious. so whateverrr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Fuck, I delivered for 2 years and never even saw a sexy girl

    Submitted by hahaUsuck on Jul 8, 10 at 6:38pm
  • Damn, I never got this treatment. Bad luck, I guess. Anyone want me to make a pizza delivery I am so there....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Fucking whores. I wish it was your dad visiting. Teach you not to be a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:27pm
  • sounds like a piss lame night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:47pm
  • New Jersey. Love my home state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:00am
  • Maybe Jackie is the girl and the texter is a boy. Maybe it was some post-sex pizza.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Well what was he supposed to do? PBoy: well I got two boxes of.. HOLY SHIT UR FUCKING NAKED AHHHH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:51pm
  • That shit happens a bunch. My friend was offered sex from one couple and got some girl's number on a different delivery.

    Submitted by colan08 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Or your ugly and desperate??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Maybe you are not his type. Otherwise his dick would get hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Yeah, was once a pizza delivery boy myself. Naked people answering the door is barely worth mentioning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:22pm
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