oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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