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  • 54 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:52pm

    OMG 2:48 wouldn't that be like getting slapped with a wet whoopie cushion on both sides of your face at the same time?

  • 45 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:41pm

    life lesson #1: note to self: i love new york.

  • 47 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48pm

    How about "keep it classy?"

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    GPS will only get you within 25 ft

  • 46 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    i'm 2:52 & a girl, but thanks for looking out!

  • 46 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:47pm

    somebody's gotta do it for every area code. just think it's sad they have nothing wittier to say than that. now, i'm ready for my motorboating...

  • 43 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:19pm

    3:12 you couldn't find your way around a pussy with GPS coordinates.

  • 42 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:05pm

    3:03 - you totally missed the point.

  • 41 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:05pm

    FYI I was there, and it was a chick doing the motorboating

  • 39 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:14pm

    Excuse me...3:41, you're right to point out 3:05. It was an attractive blonde that was doing the motorboating. Good times indeed!

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:52 motorboat that clit while she is having the big O and just try to stay on the bed. I have had my head crushed like a beer can before so be careful if you try it.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Feb 7, 11 at 9:41pm

    Hate to break it to you people, but 202 is DC.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:44pm

    Can we cut the stay classy shit?

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48pm

    So how many ladies like it when we motorboat you while we're are going down on you?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:57pm

    yo...thats fuckin awesome. what a good night for that guy

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:46pm

    but midgets live forever

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    I WOULD LIKE TO DIRECT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION TO 3:05PM. THIS IS VERY PERTINENT INFORMATION.

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:45pm

    Seriously cut that shit 2:43 (1) it's fucking annoying now. Because of you that line has lost all of its "class"

  • 33 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:16pm

    stop saying "stay classy" its fucking annoying, no one on this site has class obviously thats why their dumbasses are on here in the first place ... cuz they got too fucked up

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    impossible to be motorboated while being gone down on, unless there are three parties, in which case, bring it!!!

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:22pm

    i would be terrified of a pussy with GPS coordinates YIKES!

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:26pm

    @3:41 Pertinent information that you totally missed the point? ;)

  • 34 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:10pm

    I aint got a motorboat but i can float your boat.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:43pm

    I love being motorboated :) hahaha

  • 30 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:18pm

    4:16 I agree with the stay classy thing. It's fucking annoying. So is "life lesson #..., I love (insert city of your choice), note to self, and every fucking other stupid post on here. Also, in regards to the original text, how the fuck did nobody punch that douchebag the fuck out?

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:07pm

    3:03 nothing is impossible it just takes talent

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:47pm

    2:45 you stay classy

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:45pm

    haha that's awesome! good job ladies taking it in stride...way to not prude it up!

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:12pm

    Then it'd have to be a girl doin both because we have all the talent

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:11pm

    Mad props to the girls -- it's great when people don't take stuff like this too seriously and can have fun with a drunk guy at the bar. Everyone should be having this much fun!

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:47 Go fuck your classy self

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:32pm

    take a look at "ijustwanttotellyou.C0M" sometime!

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:41pm

    i'd be one of the motorboatees. good times. call me!

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:18 ugh were you not paying attention?? they didnt punch anyone out because it was A HOT BLONDE FEMALE!!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:46pm

    How could this be a bad night?

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:47pm

    ...Stay Classy @2:45 (#3).

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:52pm

    ...Stay Classy, New York. ;-)

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:16pm

    its only good times if she is motorboating my balls

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:45pm

    What's not classy about motorboating???

  • 26 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:53pm

    2:50 you've got to calm down, but seriously the stay classy is played out. Maybe what a class act? Or just plain class

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:17pm

    I'd love to prove you wrong 3:12

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:49pm

    Perhaps if klassy is spelled thusly...

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:49pm

    248 i got no problem with that

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:33pm

    A pussy with GPS coordinate would probably be massive

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:02pm

    Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and it shrank

  • 21 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:47pm

    is this new york or dc?